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So, you're probably wondering why I called you in here.

Well, for starters, you're about to lose your fucking job.

I could fire your ass right now, and I wouldn't be missing a damn thing.

So, if you want to keep your job, you're going to start doing exactly as I say.

You know, there's some other things that I can really use you for around my office.